February 2012
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I don't need friends I just need food.
Yea that’s right.
Normal people: Aw, look at the couple. They're so cute!
Me: I wonder if they've fucked yet.
Trying to tie your shoelaces →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
Normal people: Me:
;) don’t click
british boys: hey babe, how are you? you look lovely today
american boys: whaddup shawty you lookin good winna winna chicken dinna hellz yeah lets get naked
arab guys: you wanna make friendship
aussie guys: show us some tits sexy, gobs later aye?
vietnam guys: duh herro? dooo yu wahn tu bee mah fwend?
homework: do me
me: chill out slut
holy fuck. i'm graduating in 3 months.
