December 2011
When you try to make a joke, but nobody thinks...
They are all like:
& I’m just like:
http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/
do you ever look at a math problem then immediately want to kill yourself
never cause i’m asian.
Guy: You are the most funniest and most beautiful girl I have ever met.
Girl: You just wanna fuck me.
Guy: Wow, you're smart too.
Teacher : What comes after 69?
Student : Mouthwash.
Teacher : Get out.
suck my dick
– white females everywhere (via enemity)
me: hey guys talk to me im nice
followers:
Some hot tumblr famous person: i like chips
follower #1: omg what flavour?
follower #2: me too!
follower #3: what brand omg
Operator: 911, please hold.
Me: Stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
Murderer: ok
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drunk-barbiie replied to your post: Vanessa get on motherfucking skype! NOW.
You’re not on :(
i was invisible, now i am :D
Vanessa get on motherfucking skype! NOW.
Vanessa get on motherfucking skype! NOW.
If only mosquitoes sucked fat instead of blood :(
yes-butno:
I have four bites already :(
Deya! Message me if you see this!
please please please
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When movie trailers tell you the ending
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When somebody tells me "Don't look":
letsget-l0stt: